drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!
by vindows wertex February 04, 2008
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alotavater

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.
Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".
by Vindows Wertex March 14, 2007
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acid bag

Another term for your bladder.
Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.
by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006
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rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
by vindows wertex September 16, 2007
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dream generator

Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.

It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 06, 2006
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