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'r

suffix added to the end of a verb or other type of word to transform it into a noun, as one ‘doing’ the verb, sometimes not taken entirely literally; equivalent to tagging on an ‘-er’{hyphen included}, though consumes less space and takes less time to type, plus looks cleaner for ‘irregular’ and acronymic verbs which may not stand as a verb when alone, though when an ‘'r’ becomes its ending it takes on a somewhat colloquial meaning.
By my book\In my eyes, Pete Rose *is* an MBL HoF'r, even if he doesn’t have his name on a plaque declaring such.

{Translation: As I see it, P. Rose *is* in the Major-League Baseball Hall of Fame, even if he doeesn’t hold the honor of having his name embedded on a plaque declaring such, or he damn-well deserves to be at any rate.}
by Victor Van Styn August 15, 2005
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on

short for \ shortened from \ shortened version of the prepositional phrase ‘on {TV}’ or ‘on {TV network-X}’. Preposistion used as a present-tense_particple-type adjective in sentences that answer or pose (dependent on whether the sentence is declarative or interrogative) the question as to ‘*When* {<a designated program> is on <television>}’.

This is an example of a shortened version of something which is repeatedly said over-and-over in English; another example is the ommition of 'that' or 'which' in the sense of “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food *I* like?”, which actually means “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food that\which *I* like?” Not exactly the same are these two, though similar enough to be compared, I feel.
Q: When is Family Guy on?
A: Family Guy is on FOX every Sunday at 9:00PM EST.

Person flipping through the satelite\cable\prescription tv channels, changing it at intervals of exactly two seconds: “Ugh, nothing good is on...”
Annoyed endurer: “There’s 999 channels to choose from!!--Pick one!!!”

Note: The above sentence breaks a rule as disregarded as split infinitives, ending a sentence with a preposition. It could be fixed to “There's 999 channels from which to choose!!--Pick one!!!”, though sounds awkward and stilted in such a form, even on a non-colloquial level.
by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005
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prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite
me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?
by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005
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wypbq

"would you please be quiet"; polite form of something such as 'stfuysb' or plain-ole 'shut it'.
Emily, wybpq? I am trying to study..
by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005
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tutifruit

a synonym for fruit punch, especially in an exotic style.
I sure like my tutifruit Mexi-style!!
by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005
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SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005
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slang

past-tense of verbs 'sling'
He slang a slingshot pellet at me. Oh my.
by Victor Van Styn August 21, 2005
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