"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004
El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 21, 2003
A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)
Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.
It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.
It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.
I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!
His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!
His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 14, 2004
Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.
Used for when you have nothing better to say.
Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.
Bob later overdosed on sugar.
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.
Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 08, 2004
Burningly awesome.
Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.
Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.
"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 24, 2004
A dead body.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 17, 2004