vanishingly's definitions

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 6, 2022

#notallmen

A hashtag used to indicate one’s aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.

I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Finger licking good

(adjective)

1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.

2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.

I just rubbed one out that was finger licking good!

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.

That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.

by vanishingly February 28, 2021

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024