Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 09, 2024

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 06, 2022

#notallmen

A hashtag used to indicate one’s aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.

I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 09, 2024

baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.

That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.

by vanishingly February 28, 2021