puppetry

(1) Sexual skill or prowess with the fingers inside an orifice, or
(2) Such an act, performed skillfully.

She does some great puppetry.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

pluggy

(adj) the feeling of constipation after receiving anal sex.

I’m feeling pluggy after meeting up with the guys last night.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

by vanishingly March 09, 2024

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 09, 2024

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 06, 2022