vanilla g-lotto's definitions

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

jerk off

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

wet bar

A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.

My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004

Coke cake

A cake whose active ingredients are: Coke (or other cola), chocolate, marshmallows, and any other candy, nuts, and sugary badness you have on hand. In the spirit of jambalaya, but diabetes-inducing.

Suzannah cooked up a mean Coke Cake.

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

MO

Magneto-optical (disk or drive).

A removable magneto-optical disk.

Archive it on an MO, it's more stable than a syquest or zip.

by vanilla g-lotto December 29, 2004

big guy

An informal way of greeting a man or boy. Usually it's friendly and complimentary.

It sometimes has a sarcastic tone, implying it's time to take him down a notch.

Hey there, big guy, you and me gonna drink some beers or what?

(sarcastic)
Hey big guy, watch where you put that thing.

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

infinity plus one

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)

You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005