Definitions by vaki5

one-to-one marketing 

A way that a Web site personalizes its service based on information it gathers from you electronically.

Amazon knows what services to offer you based on its one-to-one marketing.

one-to-one marketing by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

get up on the wrong side of the bed by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

asap 

As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.

1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.

asap by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

keyra 

An Internet sensation, the mysterious model known as Keyra and Agustina by different parties wowed many with her stunning beauty, sexy poses and bootylicious figure. The true identity of Keyra / Agustina is not known, though thousands of fans have tried to learn more about her, even creating Web sites collection theories and information.

The myterious model known as Keyra, Agustina and Julieta shot from obscure beauty to Internet icon after Howard Stern declared her behind the greatest he'd ever seen in his life.

keyra by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

pronto 

immediately, right away, hurry up

I need this done, pronto!

pronto by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

anyone's guess 

To be of a questionable nature; something uncertain.

1) Exactly how someone as disorganized and ill-tempered as Joe got the job is anyone's guess.

anyone's guess by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

average Joe 

Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.

1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.

average Joe by VAKI5 May 10, 2005