uvogin's definitions

Nuts

Not up to speed.

Jim: Hey did you see what happened to Eddie?
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.

by uvogin July 16, 2022

Spiderman

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

by uvogin May 21, 2022

Pushing P

When you're trying to push pee out your phallicobject but there's so many guys in the bathroom and you're under pressure.

Jeff Bezos: Damn how long you been pushing p
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry if you'd stop looking at my pp it'd be easier

by uvogin February 28, 2022

Rear Window

an amazing film directed by the infamous Alfred Hitchcock about a guy named Jeff who gets neighbored by his murder :)

Beth: What we watching tonight?
Jeff: oh i starred in this movie rear window let's watch that

by uvogin February 8, 2022

Racismisticiontation

The meaning of racismisticiontation is someone who discriminates people based upon their race.

Creed: Why is there a white man on the sign of the men's bathroom? That's so racismisticiontation! I'm sueing, even though I'm white.

by uvogin January 29, 2022

Burgasm

A burger so good, so delicious, so mouth watering that you get an orgasm from eating it.

Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?

Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO

by uvogin December 26, 2021

Gaycation

a gay man's vacation.

Hey Oscar, how was your gaycation?

by uvogin December 21, 2021