Burgasm

A burger so good, so delicious, so mouth watering that you get an orgasm from eating it.

Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?

Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO

by uvogin December 26, 2021

Improversation

When you start a sentence and don't even know where it's going. You just find it along the way, an improv conversation. Improversation.

Sometimes I start talking and I don't know where it's going and I just find it along the way, an improversation.

by uvogin December 16, 2021

Rear Window

an amazing film directed by the infamous Alfred Hitchcock about a guy named Jeff who gets neighbored by his murder :)

Beth: What we watching tonight?
Jeff: oh i starred in this movie rear window let's watch that

by uvogin February 08, 2022

Rackism

When you discriminate a woman based on her rack size.

Joe: You know your wife Melania is so mid brodi
Donald: That's so rackism! You're getting banned on twitter

by uvogin December 09, 2022

Ipsum

it’s a word equivalent to another, ‘boat’, although instead of having sail masts it has huge hollow wolf heads in their place.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Lonsectetur adipiscing elit.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

YAIN’T

You + All = Ya’ll
Are + Not = Ain’t
Ya’ll + Ain’t = Yain’t

Joseph: Yain’t going to the same resturant from resturant that brought undercooked chicken and said it was premium seal liver right?

by uvogin June 14, 2023

Spiderman

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

by uvogin May 21, 2022