uttam maharjan's definitions

nautography

a description of the life of sailors.

I am thinking about writing a piece of nautography.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010

errhinous

having no nose or only a rudimentary nose; having no nostrils or only rudimentary nostrils.

Can you name any errhinous animal?

by uttam maharjan January 27, 2010

telenet

A dial-up internet service.

She is using the telenet for her Internet purposes.

by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

old country

one's native country which one has abandoned for the sake of becoming some other country’s citizen.

The non-resident Indians have love for their old country.

by uttam maharjan July 9, 2012

geehaw

to go in a zigzag way; to go along, freqently turning right and left. From gee (turn right) and haw (turn left).

The drunkard is geehawing along the road.

by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010

mockument

a document that is produced as evidence in a law court but that actually turns out to be fake.

He was sentenced to five years in jail because of the document presented in the court as evidence that he was innocent of the charge proved to be a mockument.

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011