uttam maharjan's definitions

nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011

papocracy

government of the Roman Catholic Church by the Pope; papal government.

Is papocracy a religious governance?

by uttam maharjan August 25, 2011

funpoke

a person who pokes fun at others.

I abominate keeping company with funpokes.

by uttam maharjan October 1, 2010

twisturbate

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.

He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014

weathercoat

to protect a building from the adverse impacts of the weather such as wind and rain.

Some paint companies claim that their paints have weathercoating properties.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

cunny

cunt; vagina; female pudenda.

Her cunny is stinking.

by uttam maharjan January 8, 2012

semi-comma

a natural pause that occurs or that should be made after every word (except, of course, the last word) not followed by any punctuation mark while reading a text.

In the sentence 'We are human beings', a semi-comma occurs three times. Symbolically, it can be written as 'We*are*human*beings.', where '* (asterisk)' would represent 'semi-comma'.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010