uttam maharjan's definitions

brekkivision

breakfast television.

When I called at their house, they were watching brekkivision.

by uttam maharjan March 21, 2010

phantom reminiscence

Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.

Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.

by uttam maharjan January 20, 2010

engrizzle

to make grey.

Years of hard work have engrizzled his hair.

by uttam maharjan December 29, 2011

uniclinic

a clinic where only one disease, e.g. diabetes, is treated.

The doctors have set up a uniclinic for the convenience of diabetics.

by uttam maharjan March 21, 2011

hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012

latiphyllous

having broad leaves.

The peepul is a latiphyllous tree.

by uttam maharjan March 9, 2013

hanamachi

a Japanese term for a geisha district.

Gion is a hanamachi.

by uttam maharjan April 15, 2010