1329 definitions by uttam maharjan

hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan January 19, 2012

schoolize

to admit to school.

Your child is already five years old. You had better schoolize it.

by uttam maharjan May 11, 2010

icaization

the act of making the names of all the continents uniform by respelling them in such a way that they end in 'ica' (except Africa and Antartica, which already end in 'ica'). Thus, North America becomes North Amrica, South America South Amrica, Europe Eurica, Asia Asica and Australia Austrica.

Is there anyone who can muster the courage to launch the icaization campaign?

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2010

thanatosophy

drawing inspiration from the dead, especially one's ancestors.

The dude believes that he could make headway in his life due to thanatosophy.

by uttam maharjan May 31, 2010

deadbrain

a person that is so stupid that they cannot do anything intelligent.

It is foolish of you to expect good results from that deadbrain.

by uttam maharjan August 7, 2010

mawk

a very sentimental person; a sentimentally foolish person.

You are such a mawk. You break down for no apparent reason.

by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012

i-pad

an Apple tablet that is intermediate in function between a smartphone and a laptop and that boasts such features as browsing, i-Tunes media, high-definition video, calendar, pics and telephone numbers. The device allows talking as on an i-phone, digital newspaper reading, and novel reading by virtually turning the pages as in an i-book. The device has a keyboard on its screen, which can be operated through a touchscreen facility. Alternatively, a separate keyboard may be attached to the device and such facilities as offered by mc-Book can be enjoyed. The device is available in 16, 32 and 60 GB.

Dude, he is strutting arrogantly nowadays. The reason? He has recently bought an i-pad.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010