userhandlegoeshere's definitions

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Get long

Slang for getting drunk.

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

SCP-069

nice

"SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual."

"scp-069? nice"

"God damn it, Gabe. You ruined my SCP LARP."

by userhandlegoeshere September 4, 2021

Decio

Iconic group of ten people.

We are a decio!

by userhandlegoeshere November 24, 2021

bees and seas

something asian parents really hate

my mom beat me with a slipper when i told her i got bees and seas

by userhandlegoeshere August 11, 2022

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

McNuke

A special type of nuke that is to be used on a person who violates the N.A.P. ( non-aggression principle ).

Typically used by anarcho-capitalists.

Joe took a step on my lawn yesterday without my consent, so he's now McNuked. But I think I'm out of McNukes now, so if you'll excuse me, I gotta go farm some bitcoins.

by userhandlegoeshere January 30, 2020