urban.ass's definitions

why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

by urban.ass March 2, 2024

Duck

evil but adorable water animal which may kill you and your family, basically walmart duolingo owl

Andy: OH MY BAZONKAS!! THE DUCK HAS A KNIFE!!!
Duck: *slowly heading towards andy with a knife*

by urban.ass July 14, 2023

bazonkaas

another way to say breast, fuck you if you don't give this a proper definition and just type "why u searching this up"

i have small bazonkaas :D

by urban.ass August 20, 2023

help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023

9/11

my birthday: 9th november (9/11)
the actual meaning of 9/11: September 11th 2001 (11/9)

I am so sorry for all the Americans who witnessed this tragic event be it on TV or with your own eyes. Especially to the ones whose loved ones died during this. Love from India, fellas.

9/11 was sad.

by urban.ass August 20, 2023

zemi

a name if you cannot think of a good name

i made this my username when i was six and now im stuck with it as my identity. pretty cool name tho

''my name is zemi. i eat laptops.''

by urban.ass February 13, 2024

Ananya

i swear, im tired of idiots writing nice guy-ish meanings of names.

ananya is a girl's name. it means unique. it also means goddess parvati.

here are some celebs with the name 'ananya', cuz i have nothing else to write.

ananya panday, actress
ananya chaterjee, actress
ananya roy, urban theorist
ananya nagalla, actress
ananya birla, singer i got this one from famous birthdays lol

person- hi ananya, how r u
ananya- im good wbu

by urban.ass January 27, 2024