3 definitions by urban donk
Bob: "Hey dude. Why is your girl so pissed at you?"
Tommy: "She was wondering what I was doing with a spoon while I was banging her last night. Then I gave her a snow shovel."
Tommy: "She was wondering what I was doing with a spoon while I was banging her last night. Then I gave her a snow shovel."
by urban donk December 22, 2011
Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"
Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."
Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."
by urban donk December 28, 2011
When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.
Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."
Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."
Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."
by urban donk December 28, 2011