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the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features
Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006
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Flux Of Pink Indians

Flux Of Pink Indians were a popular anarcho-punk band that originated in the 1980's, and were signed to Crass records, the record label of influential anarhco-punk band Crass. Flux Of Pink Indians played with the likes of Crass, Anthrax (UK), Conflict, and the early Chumbawumba.
Flux Of Pink Indians sure are great!
by Urban Dictionary November 30, 2005
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Election Day

No school!

(and a day for voting and other crap)
Who cares about voting, we don't have to go to that school-like institution!
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004
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duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.
Much like Google, duct tape is God
by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006
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FUPA

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

The area just above the vaginal region and just below the belly that is an accumulation of all the unused sexuality awaiting to be released once a woman hits the age of about 60-70.
Grandma, will you bounce me on your FUPA and sing me a tune?
by Urban Dictionary October 15, 2004
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Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff
Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!
by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014
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Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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