urBAN DICtionary's definitions

FUPA

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

The area just above the vaginal region and just below the belly that is an accumulation of all the unused sexuality awaiting to be released once a woman hits the age of about 60-70.

Grandma, will you bounce me on your FUPA and sing me a tune?

by Urban Dictionary October 15, 2004

nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff

Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!

by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014

The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.

I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010

BCE

From BC, standing for "Before Christ" but for politically correct reasons has been changed to BCE, meaning "Before the Common Era". Refers to the time before Jesus's birth. See also, CE

I wasn't born in 1988 BCE you idiot, I was born in 1988 CE.

by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010