King of Town

Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.

The King of Town has never said anything funny.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

The Sneak

Strong Bad and Strong Man's companion from 1936. Does jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizazz.

It's The Sneak!
You know it's The Sneak!
That sneakity Sneak all alooooong!

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Yellow Dello

Incorrect form of "Yello Dello". (See Yello Dello.)

by Upsilon July 18, 2003

The Cheat

A strange creature, probably from space. More popular than Strong Bad, though he won't admit it. Makes awesome music videos. Not to be confused with The Sneak.

Hey, The Cheat, have a trophy.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Marzipan

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Coach Z

A chart-topping-rapper-come-American-Pastimes-coach. Has a strange, strange accent and a strange face. And "clown feet".

Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Sibbie

Girl jealous of Fhqwhgads. The main focus of the songs "Song About Sibbie" and "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie", by Strong Bad.

I freakin' hate Sibbie!

by Upsilon July 18, 2003