Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.
by Upsilon July 19, 2003

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

A strange creature, probably from space. More popular than Strong Bad, though he won't admit it. Makes awesome music videos. Not to be confused with The Sneak.
by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.
by Upsilon July 19, 2003

A chart-topping-rapper-come-American-Pastimes-coach. Has a strange, strange accent and a strange face. And "clown feet".
by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Girl jealous of Fhqwhgads. The main focus of the songs "Song About Sibbie" and "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie", by Strong Bad.
by Upsilon July 18, 2003
