universal consciousness's definitions

P.O.I.

“Pull Out Incentive” similar to birth control, but from the male point of view. An inconvenience caused by a baby or small child likely to convince the adult to avoid making one of their own.

This baby’s vomit on my shirt is some serious P.O.I.

by universal consciousness October 5, 2018

SR

The abbreviation for "Swiped Right;" referring to swiping right, a.k.a.: liking someone's profile on Tinder or any of the various different dating apps.

We both SR, so why play games?

We both SR so keep it 💯

by universal consciousness April 21, 2017

Catch a bus

An excuse to get out of a sticky or unwanted interaction, in truth, to smoke weed; often with real friends.

"Hey Sam, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"I gotta run and Catch a bus!"

by universal consciousness January 6, 2017

bless it be

A universal energy of putting your upmost faith into the universe’s hands.

i am divinely guided guarded and protected by spirits of the highest love and light, bless it be

by universal consciousness May 31, 2021