Definitions by uncle salty
real madrid
cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"
"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"
"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
real madrid by uncle salty May 11, 2004
cadbury's corridor
“she let me stick it up cadburys corridor last night”
“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”
“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”
cadbury's corridor by uncle salty May 11, 2004
bournville boulevard
sexual term for a womans anus
see also cadburys corridor
nb. cadburys and bournville are both british chocolate confectionary products
see also cadburys corridor
nb. cadburys and bournville are both british chocolate confectionary products
“she let me stick it up bournville boulevard last night”
“do reckon she takes it up bournville boulevard?”
“do reckon she takes it up bournville boulevard?”
bournville boulevard by uncle salty May 11, 2004
poke in the whiskers
“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”
“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”
“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”
poke in the whiskers by uncle salty May 11, 2004
drink her bathwater
affectionate pikey term. implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in
drink her bathwater by uncle salty May 11, 2004
shit-cunt
Derogatory term for a person, most notably used when referring to females. The joining of the two curse words is designed to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is more than just a mere cunt. It's vulgarity in terms of literal meaning is also to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is a particularly unsavoury or disagreeable character in terms of actions and/or opinion. The adding of a 3rd curse or whole insult to pre-empt the original insult is to add body and weight to the vocal impact.
Usually used by inebriated Eagans*
*see def for "eagan"
Usually used by inebriated Eagans*
*see def for "eagan"
"that fuckin bird is a fuckin shit-cunt. I could be in Norfolk fucking a nurse but i'm stuck here with that cock teasing shit-cunt...you you're like the big brother i've already got two of but her...shit-cunt!"
shit-cunt by uncle salty May 10, 2004