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Definitions by uncle salty

real madrid 

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"
"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
real madrid by uncle salty May 11, 2004

cadbury's corridor 

sexual term for a womans anus

see also bournville boulevard
“she let me stick it up cadburys corridor last night

“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”

bournville boulevard

sexual term for a womans anus

see also cadburys corridor

nb. cadburys and bournville are both british chocolate confectionary products
“she let me stick it up bournville boulevard last night

“do reckon she takes it up bournville boulevard?”

poke in the whiskers 

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn
“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers

drink her bathwater 

affectionate pikey term. implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in
“she’s so fit, oooh i could drink her bathwater

shit-cunt 

Derogatory term for a person, most notably used when referring to females. The joining of the two curse words is designed to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is more than just a mere cunt. It's vulgarity in terms of literal meaning is also to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is a particularly unsavoury or disagreeable character in terms of actions and/or opinion. The adding of a 3rd curse or whole insult to pre-empt the original insult is to add body and weight to the vocal impact.

Usually used by inebriated Eagans*

*see def for "eagan"
"that fuckin bird is a fuckin shit-cunt. I could be in Norfolk fucking a nurse but i'm stuck here with that cock teasing shit-cunt...you you're like the big brother i've already got two of but her...shit-cunt!"
shit-cunt by uncle salty May 10, 2004