uncle beasley's definitions

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

attie

Inner city farewell greeting. Probably a play on "I holla atcha".

Leave yer name and number and I'll get back witcha...Attie

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bootleg cab

A junkie with a car, who drives dope boys around fer a kick-down, be it money or dope.

I did a bootleg cab fer "T" yesterday fer a thirty piece.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ril Nigga

1. Thug-Ass Nigga

2. Nuttin'-Ass Nigga

3. The Reality of Nigga

4. "Tag" used by several, to boast of their "Nigga-ness"

V took a bullet for dis Spot, he cappin' all the way, Disciplinary Action on tha motherfuckers...Ril Niggas Never Die...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

dipper

A thin, hollow, glass, tube-shaped device for smoking crack...Sold in Cincinnati with a plastic rose in it, with the "rose" stem through the body of the dipper...As a "flower holder"...I guess...

I'm gonna wait for that dipper to cool down before I put another rock in it.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Glass Blower

An artist who has the equiptment to make things, and can form things from glass (Usually Pyrex glass)...

The glass blower who blew this meth pipe, got skillz.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006