Definitions by un-dumbassify yourself, please

testicles 

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??

looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.

testicles by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010

urban dictionary 

are you fucking kidding me???

do you seriously need a definition for urban dictionary? dude... you suck.

urban dictionary by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 22, 2010

Jonas Brothers Fan 

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.

Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

Jonas Brothers Fan by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 14, 2010

Penis 

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

Penis by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

? 

you have got to be kidding me.

how STUPID do you have to need a definition for a question mark?

? by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

love 

you must really love the urban dictionary to need to look up "love."

you must really love my definition of "love" to have read this far.

love by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

jack off 

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?

why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?

jack off by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010