Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.
by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019
A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.
Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
by umbreonxxx March 06, 2020
A Saiyan (Saiya-jin) that has attained a power akin of a god. A Saiyan acquires 50x their energy level with a Super Saiyan transformation. The Saiyan's hair spikes up, turns yellow, eyes turn blue-green, and has a golden aura. To some anger and sadness are emotions felt prior to transformation. They whom have trained and exceeded natural evolution. Through transformation one feels embarrasement from being as weak as a mortal. The energy that shines from them blinds everyone in their zone and causes one to peer. When encountered it will make anyone gasp and make their enemies shit their soul. Guys want to be like you. Not someone who gets in the way (pig).
- The few who have witnessed a Super Saiyan are thunderstruck and shocked; chock-full of different emotions like exhilaration, bafflement, euphoria, wonder, love, déjà vu, pride, thrill, envy, ecstasy, gaiety, anxiety, dread, horror, funk, spazz.
by umbreonxxx September 24, 2020
A person that is born as a screw. They are the stepping stones for bitches. A modern-day workhorse for a stupid-ass society. Somebody that's an inanimate object in real life.
Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
by umbreonxxx January 09, 2020
A Latin male with light skin. His body is 100% A1. A new race in society. He's born in cloud nine. He's every girl's primal and secret desire. The girls ultimately grow into moderate shock. So many girls love him that he becomes numb. Gangs lean on him his whole lifetime. He creates the ozone for fuck-boys (dick-suckers). If a girl doesn't like him it's because she's a lesbian. He's exceptionally versatile. Move your old and rusty dick as far back off of a G's grill. If your not Hispanic and you call yourself blanco your instantly transformed into his bitch. He only speaks to females with eye contact.
by umbreonxxx August 17, 2019