Conservative Arts

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

hilarryious

A funny quip by someone named Larry

His sense of humor is Hilarryious

by ultradaddy March 30, 2021

Whoreogami

Bending a hooker’s legs into various shapes while fucking her

Last night I played whoreogami and she was flexible enough to do the giraffe and the double Dracula

by ultradaddy December 12, 2019

Webster's Ghost

The ghost of Daniel Webster that rolls over in his grave for each entry in the Urban Dictionary. He causes the hair to stand up on the back of your neck everytime you lookup a word/phrase and typically a chill is felt.

John: Have you seen 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: Yes, I felt Webster's Ghost breath on the back of my neck when I read it!

by ultradaddy January 21, 2013