Definitions by ultradaddy

Conservative Arts 

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

Conservative Arts by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

Muffin Milk by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

Webster's Ghost 

The ghost of Daniel Webster that rolls over in his grave for each entry in the Urban Dictionary. He causes the hair to stand up on the back of your neck everytime you lookup a word/phrase and typically a chill is felt.

John: Have you seen 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: Yes, I felt Webster's Ghost breath on the back of my neck when I read it!

Webster's Ghost by ultradaddy January 20, 2013

tonsil painter 

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

tonsil painter by ultradaddy January 19, 2013