Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny
Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!
by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010
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2012

A year the mayans predict to be the end of the world.
Well, i hope it does not happen.
It's only a stupid myth.
The earth goes BOOM!!!1 when it happens.
The end of the world is only a myth where the world ends. If 2012 does not happen, they say 2036 is the end.
And if 2036 is not the end, what about year 5050?
Well, the aliens will drop a bomb bigger than the Earth on the Earth.
FOR ALL YOU DUMBASSES HERE:
The Smartass: Well for all you dumbasses, 2012 won't happen. It will never happen. You dumbasses. It will only end if the aliens drop a bomb on the earth! And that will never happen!
Jim: eh, whatever.
Idiots: No, it will happenz.
smartass and jim: YOU RETARDED IDIOTS! THE WORLD WILL NOT END! WE ARE THE SMARTASSES!
by u2dvdbono August 19, 2010
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haunted house

House with lots of scary things like zombies, vampires, ghosts, skeletons, and screamers.
Jim: i went into the haunted house now im scared! :'O
by u2dvdbono September 06, 2010
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Poop

The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.
Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop!
by u2dvdbono August 10, 2010
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Nintendo

Video games that i had.
Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii.
Wait, dont forget my Gameboy!
Jim: Wanna play my Wii?
Bob: Yes!
Bill: YES!
Tom: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii*
Jim: 1st place!
Bob: Right behind you! *uses koopa shell on jim*
Jim: DAD GUMMIT!
Bill: 2nd place!
Tom: DAD GUMMIT! 12TH PLACE!
Wii: can you just STFU and play the game!?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.
by u2dvdbono August 10, 2010
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