tyler durden's definitions
Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!
Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!
Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester
Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester
by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005
Get the Thirstmug. 1) One of the best movies ever made, a sustained and eloquent attack on consumerism which also points out the pitfalls of being a mindless follower or "space monkey"...
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
BILL: I've never been in a fight.
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
by tyler durden February 27, 2004
Get the fight clubmug. someone using their freedom of speech and freedom of assembaly to protest war, most recently the war on iraq
by Tyler Durden May 19, 2003
Get the antiwar protestermug. A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.
by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004
Get the camslutmug. by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
Get the shardedmug. by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004
Get the king hitmug. That place where simba does his little thingie in the Lion King. It is in Africa, because the Lion King was in Africa.
by Tyler Durden February 25, 2004
Get the pride rockmug.