tyler's definitions

B.E.T.

B.E.T. is racist television. White people can't go around criticizing blacks, yet blacks do it all the time on their comedy shows. B.E.T. is mostly rap, R&B and hip-hop "music" only from blacks. Even though I don't like listening to rap, R&B and hip-hop, it's better than MTV, since MUSIC Television doesn't even play music, just fucked up "reality" shows.

Bouncy Extra Testicle

by Tyler July 20, 2003

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

garfnart

someone who diss's a dumb person

dude i just garfnarted lars like a butch

by Tyler April 21, 2005

shazbot

An old english curse word revived by pop culture!!

Somebody set up us the bomb! Shazbot!

by Tyler November 16, 2004

trippy

the real mccoy thats all

real mccoy while listening to pink floyd

by tyler December 31, 2003

counter-strike

The best online game of all time. Often put down by people who tried to play, got pissed off because they sucked, and quit. Combines reflexes and strategy.

Oh man, I must have played Counter-strike for six hours yesterday.

by Tyler May 23, 2003