ty's definitions

ugly

the result of when u turn on your tv and see bill cosby

"wow, that guy is just rancid!"

by ty December 13, 2003

Krimany

Definition:
That which is a shame.

"Hey, Bob, I got genital warts."
"Oh KRIMANY!"

by Ty March 13, 2003

MFDC

Mt. Firebrand Deatheart Conglomerate

one of such conglomerates that partakes in or delegates the naming of important sea-faring vessels and is generally autocratic, though in the guise of a democracy.

by ty February 27, 2004

jelly bracelets

I didnt even know the meaning of them or that they meant anything to do with sex. my girlfriend gave me a black one and a orange one and told me to wear them i didnt think much of it and put it on. then after reading this i know how she meant it as in the sex way. i find it kinda funny people think by tearing it off your going to get what it "means" she tore my black one off and...

my girl *snap* haha theres your black one you owe me something
me: " what's it mean"
my girl: " sex"
me: haha
~ i will add i didn't have sex with her people need to chill out and take a joke its not like teens aren't hearing about sex or anything any other way look whats on tv now.. i mean come on lets kids be kids

by ty August 30, 2004

c.p.

what we call mike

"hey guys whats up?"
"nuthin much, cp, u?"

by ty December 13, 2003

boof

well...this is going to sound kind of strange....ok so yes it does mean to have sex but the REAL definition is: the last stroke when you are about to go off a waterfall in a kayak. when done correctly it propels you past the recirculation at the bottom, but there is a risk of back-breakage

i got a nice boof line off salmon falls

by ty March 28, 2004

Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003