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As The Crow Flies - the straight line (/ great circle) distance between two points, as opposed to the longer distance required to drive between them if you prefer staying on asphalt.
by txba397 November 30, 2010
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A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
Bob: Hey John, what's a Drosophila melanogaster.
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
by txba397 September 5, 2009
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Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.
Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.
Bozeman, MT HR person: If you want a job here, you'll have to give me your facebook, myspace and youtube user names and passwords.
Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.
Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.
by txba397 June 21, 2009
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The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.
by txba397 June 21, 2009
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i.e. diarrhea
i.e. diarrhea
by txba397 December 20, 2008
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