txba397's definitions

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

NOYDB

None of your Damn Business

Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.

Bozeman, MT HR person: If you want a job here, you'll have to give me your facebook, myspace and youtube user names and passwords.

Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.

by txba397 June 21, 2009

Späagen-Fäagen

A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.

The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.

When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.

by txba397 June 21, 2009

feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

ATCF

As The Crow Flies - the straight line (/ great circle) distance between two points, as opposed to the longer distance required to drive between them if you prefer staying on asphalt.

It's only 11 miles ATCF but since the bridge is out it's a 70 mile drive.

by txba397 November 30, 2010