turd burglar's definitions

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 11, 2004

Brown Unit

Laziest slug on earth, drinks man chowder by the gallon.

The only thing more lazy than a sloth is the Brown Unit

by Turd Burglar April 27, 2006

Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

by turd burglar October 22, 2003

schoodle noodle

german meaning of Dick Snot

you eat schoodle noodle for dinner

by turd burglar June 20, 2003