uni-meal

One large amount of food consumed as the day's only meal, sometimes on Thanksgiving, but often after an all-night bender. Usually followed by sleep or television.

You: "Hey you wanna get dinner?"
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."

by tsukiatari May 12, 2008

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari March 07, 2014

bumgalow

An improvised, often elaborate, dwelling built by a homeless person.

Yo, check out that guy's bumgalow! Joint's probably got indoor plumbing.

by tsukiatari March 23, 2007

tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

by tsukiatari May 20, 2009

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 05, 2014

Between Movies

When an actor gains weight after shooting a film. Or, when anyone who was originally in good shape has gotten fat.

That Daniel Baldwin looks like he's between movies these days.

Man, my boss John is looking so between movies right now.

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010