plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 08, 2009

Tickle fart

when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles

Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"

Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"

Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

by truckintim87 April 08, 2009

Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.

Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"

by truckintim87 April 03, 2009