Definitions by truckintim87

Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.

Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"

Buffett bandit by truckintim87 April 3, 2009

America's butt 

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!

"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"

America's butt by truckintim87 April 1, 2009

Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

Government peanutbutter by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

Tickle fart 

when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles

Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"

Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"

Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."

Tickle fart by truckintim87 March 29, 2009