Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

lispian

A male with a speech affect that creates the impression that the individual may be a homosexual. A lispian may or may not be gay.

Don't bother he's just a lispian.

by Truckdriver June 10, 2009

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009