troyklapperich's definitions

wamba

really wanting to have something

jealously of something that someone else has

Did you see that girl's nails?
I so wamba!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

facebickerer

A person who is always arguing about things on facebook, similar to a troll

Just ignore that guy, he's known to be a facebickerer

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

zombiefried

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally

I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

dipshidiot

An absolute and complete idiot.

The type of person who is at all times the dumbest person in the room.
It's guaranteed that if this person opens their mouth, something stupid will be said.

Can you believe what that dipshidiot said? I've never heard anything that stupid in my entire life!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktardian

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

billyding

to crash or wipe out on a skateboard, surfboard, roller skates, roller blades, or a bicycle

Troy was riding a smooth wave, but he caught some coral and totally billydinged his board

by troyklapperich February 2, 2017