trimbandit's definitions

flat

The absence of swell.

Dude, did you surf today?
Naw...Its been flat all week.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

trim bandit

A guy who gets a lot of girls.

Although he's getting up in years, he's still quite the trim bandit

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

Plumpjack

The male sexual organ.

Dude, that chick was greedy for some Plumpjack.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

moran

Anyone with an opposing view.

Get a brain morans! Go USA!!!

by trimbandit June 29, 2004

smaggot

A gay smurf

Papa Smurf tried to finger my ass...that smaggot!

by trimbandit October 15, 2003

thickmeat

A thick penis(dickmeat).
A member of exceptional girth.

She seemed like a sport, but could not handle my thickmeat in her pooper.

by trimbandit June 19, 2007

Pjork

To have sex with a chick as weird as Bjork.

Dude, I totally pjorked that freaky chick from the party.

by trimbandit October 15, 2003