a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.
after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023
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typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022
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Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022
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a: brett got pretty kavanasty last night
b: really?
a: yeah, he took his little winkledick out again and got up in a girl's face with it.
b: man, that kid sucks.
a: let's make him a supreme court justice.
b: okay cool.
b: really?
a: yeah, he took his little winkledick out again and got up in a girl's face with it.
b: man, that kid sucks.
a: let's make him a supreme court justice.
b: okay cool.
by trilliam turdsworth September 30, 2018
Get the kavanasty mug.iBall is a product currently under development at Apple that provides the user with up to the minute information about his or her testicular activity: for example, volume of semen in the balls, concentration of sperm, color and taste of splooge, and so forth. iBall looks like a small, futuristic cradle for your balls, made of a high ballistic material. Rumored to have been conceptualized by Steve Jobs himself, iBall is now overseen by Ron Jeremy's penis.
Person 1: yo Holmes I just copped the new iBall.
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
by trilliam turdsworth June 20, 2017
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