this is what happens when you fail to properly cleanse the grundle region on a regular basis. your taint gets staint. often it's brown at first but can take on more complex hues of purple and smoked caramel over time. experts say that ancient mesopotamians even cultivated staint patterns by eating diarhettic, richly hued foods. those with the most profound of staints could be smelt from miles away, as far as central europe.
i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023
when you #assfart into "le toilet" and let loose a funky #boomboom.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022
a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.
after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
iBall is a product currently under development at Apple that provides the user with up to the minute information about his or her testicular activity: for example, volume of semen in the balls, concentration of sperm, color and taste of splooge, and so forth. iBall looks like a small, futuristic cradle for your balls, made of a high ballistic material. Rumored to have been conceptualized by Steve Jobs himself, iBall is now overseen by Ron Jeremy's penis.
Person 1: yo Holmes I just copped the new iBall.
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
by trilliam turdsworth June 20, 2017
an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.
ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
by trilliam turdsworth September 12, 2017
pronounced doom-PAHS. when a personage exhales a ripple from his/her/their ass(es), for many hours thereafter a smell may linger. to those with a trained eye, this stench may actually be visible, taking the form of a faint cloud of dump-colored gas, akin to an aura, but for feces.
the term was coined by the Dr. Victor Dichter, best known as the public intellectual who imported the late great Johnald G. Stinkefeller's ideas on #fartography into the german languages, where they were warmly received.
the term was coined by the Dr. Victor Dichter, best known as the public intellectual who imported the late great Johnald G. Stinkefeller's ideas on #fartography into the german languages, where they were warmly received.
mutherfuck, you see the dumpass on that guy?
bro, why aren't you reaching out to me to see if i'm okay after seeing that dumpass?
you don't feel supported?
i'd feel more supported if you blasted one off.
don't say another word.
bro, why aren't you reaching out to me to see if i'm okay after seeing that dumpass?
you don't feel supported?
i'd feel more supported if you blasted one off.
don't say another word.
by trilliam turdsworth October 13, 2023
farttown is where you go, metaphorically speaking, after loading up on a plate of beefy nachitos and plenty o' barolo. what's great about farttown is that anywhere can be farttown, your bathroom, your classroom, hell even your analysts's office. you know your in farttown when it stinks so bad ya can't breathe and when you leave you're clothes carry the stainch of tourds for days.
a: hey my dude, smells like you been to farttown.
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
by trilliam turdsworth May 18, 2022