Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tree meister

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

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the language that is spoken in mid-sob, usually random blurts of words that, together, do not make sense

1: ooh waaa! hot dog ahh! why she have to-- waaa! i hate-- ahhh! that chinese-- waaah!

2: lady! i cant understand you, your speaking crynese!

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1: guess what i got today.
2: what
1: some brain melters!
2: ooh its finna be a fun night!

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to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

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