tree meister's definitions

brain melters

shrooms

1: guess what i got today.
2: what
1: some brain melters!
2: ooh its finna be a fun night!

by tree meister May 19, 2011

crynese

the language that is spoken in mid-sob, usually random blurts of words that, together, do not make sense

1: ooh waaa! hot dog ahh! why she have to-- waaa! i hate-- ahhh! that chinese-- waaah!

2: lady! i cant understand you, your speaking crynese!

by tree meister June 19, 2011

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

by tree meister November 25, 2011

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011