4 definitions by tree meister
the language that is spoken in mid-sob, usually random blurts of words that, together, do not make sense
1: ooh waaa! hot dog ahh! why she have to-- waaa! i hate-- ahhh! that chinese-- waaah!
2: lady! i cant understand you, your speaking crynese!
2: lady! i cant understand you, your speaking crynese!
by tree meister May 20, 2011
the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.
Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
by tree meister June 7, 2011
by tree meister April 28, 2011
1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
by tree meister March 12, 2011