Definitions by tosh

Hippo 

Hippo.. meaning very fat person that needs to go to the gym more and cut dwn on the mcdonalds.

Most common name.. floyd

Yo floyd.. u shud get dwn to the gym u hippo

Hippo by Tosh April 8, 2005

mouses tear 

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

mouses tear by Tosh August 22, 2004

mm 

1) Marilyn Manson (the weirdass)
2) Malice Mizer (the band)
3) Morning Musume (the girl idol group)

1) i dont give a shit about mm
2) mm disbanded years ago
3) i dont get why so many guys like mm

mm by Tosh April 15, 2004

toshiya 

the bassist of the Japanese band Dir en grey

Toshiya is the coolest bassist in today's JRock!!

toshiya by Tosh April 15, 2004

airport

flat chested girl

her chest is so flat even a plane can land on it

airport by Tosh April 15, 2004

trouble shooting 

A window that pops up whenever there's a problem with your Windows, and never actually suggests a solution that helps fixing it.

The reason your CD-ROM doesn't work is because of blah blah.....

Did that solve the problem?
-Yes after I did that the CD-ROM works now
-No that didn't help me


Select No and the next page says:

We couldn't solve your problem with this trouble shooting session.

trouble shooting by Tosh November 2, 2003