tori's definitions

yawnurp

a yawn mixed with a burp

when you yawn, your mouth is wide open and then you burp and get a guuuuhhhh sound

by Tori December 29, 2004

outski

when the female gets eatin out

I gave the outski...the girls cooch stank

by tori May 13, 2005

stummy

When the tongue and the mouth can not agree on whether to say "stomach" or "tummy." The synonym "stummy" is formed.

Man after I ate that huge burger, my stummy hurt like hell.

by Tori January 6, 2003

sharona

Berton had this basic guitar and drum riff lying around for a long time," he said, "even before the Knack got together. He played it for me, and I really liked it. I said we would do it someday, but I didn't know how we could use it at the time. Then, at the same time the Knack started, I met a little girl named Sharona, whom I fell in love with. When I would think about Sharona, Berton's riff came to mind. So Berton and I got together and worked out a structure and a melody and the words. The result was 'My Sharona'."

"Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind"

"MY SHARONA"

by Tori March 22, 2004

squirreling

relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)

Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.

by Tori January 4, 2004

Jelly bracelets

I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.

boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...

by Tori July 16, 2004