toni's definitions

Jylpytys

To get humiliated totally, like when you miss an opponent or kill all hostages - but not the opponent

Damn I just killed my team! I can't hit! I suck!

by Toni July 4, 2004

seven eleven

the best Convenient store around!!

They got the bomb shitt!!!!!!

by TONI May 13, 2005

jelly bracelets

Whoever made up this whole sex thing for them needs shootin, Serously.
I have a ton of jelly braclets an i dont go around wearin them so some dude can snap the damn things an have sex with me.
Whoever does wear them as 'sex braclets' is a whore. No doubt about it.
My dad hates me wearing them an thinks im some kinda hoe.
My school has banned them.
An it really pisses me of just bcoz some hoe turns them into sex braclets i cant wear them anymore.

'Omg I snapped ur braclet now you havta gimmie a blowjob'
'No you have to give me $1 for a new one'

by Toni July 13, 2004

moujik

moujik - a Russian peasant (especially prior to 1917)

Why you low down dirty moujik!

by Toni June 26, 2004

to ring the doorbell

to fart or break wind

I have to ring the doorbell.

by Toni April 11, 2005

Jap, Japs

J.A.P. stands for Jewish American Princess.... describing the rich jewish girls who are overly trendy and self centered because theyre parents spoiled them their whole lives....go to long island new york and you will understand

theres nothing but japs at that club

by toni February 24, 2005

pill

In albanian pussy.
Used to insult or to tell someone the other sex.
Instead of saying "i´ve fucked a girl" - It is said "I fucked a pussy".

Ca kam qi nji pill te mire mbereme - What a nice pussy I´ve fucked last night.
Pill i marre - Stupid girl
Pill i cmendur - The worst stupid girl

by Toni November 29, 2003