his infernal majesty

See Bill Gates.

I see His Infernal Majesty is releasing another patch for Windows.

by tomte May 20, 2004

twoney

A Canadian $2 coin. See also Looney.

Bridge toll; anyone got a twoney?

by tomte May 19, 2004

Hassan chop!

I am about to kick your ass six ways from Saturday.

Etymology: from the Warner Bros. cartoon character Hassan, a generic Middle Eastern grunt constantly about to cleave Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck in twain.

You dared drink my last apple beer?! HASSAAAAAN CHOP!

by tomte June 06, 2004

swiped out

1) Demagnetized; the state of a credit or debit card which has been run through a card reader too many times.
2) Unable to access money in the bank due to the phenomenon of being swiped out (def. 1).

I gotta fill the tank, but my card's been swiped out.

by tomte May 19, 2004

kamikaze

A fountain drink composed of multiple random shots of soda from a self-service soda fountain. Due to the inherently chaotic nature of the drink's creation, no two kamikaze drinks are ever the same. Also called a suicide, since you take your life in your own hands when you make this drink.

Etymology: Named after the Japanese suicide pilots of WWII.

I'm going to the 7-11 to get a kamikaze. Want to be my designated driver?

by tomte May 19, 2004

urbanite

Chunks of concrete resembling rocks.

Etymology: after proper names for naturally-forming rocks and minerals, i.e. rhyolite, kimberlite, etc.

Anybody know of a vacant lot with some urbanite and steel rebar in it?

by tomte October 14, 2004

Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

The sound of Howard Dean derailing his own presidential bid.

"We're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico. We're going to California and Texas and New York! Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

by tomte June 07, 2004