tommy's definitions

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

slaben

Someone who has a fetish for booty shaking.

hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.

by tommy March 6, 2004

crewage

a big gathering of sound people

there is a big crewage in the park

by tommy April 26, 2005

latearly

lateearly The mixture of late and early. The period of time between 4-6 a.m. after staying awake all night. It is "late" from the previous day, yet "early" for the current day.

Man I woke up latearly today.

by Tommy April 18, 2005

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003