34 definitions by tomkvideo

Thursday

Friday for most college students.

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."

by tomkvideo August 27, 2009

Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.

Hey, hey, hey! Two yengz!?

by tomkvideo April 14, 2010

Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

by tomkvideo December 8, 2008

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by tomkvideo December 30, 2009

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by tomkvideo February 17, 2009

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by tomkvideo March 24, 2009

Red Sea

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.

And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.

by tomkvideo December 8, 2008