Microsoftie

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.
by Tomas September 14, 2004
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rottie

Hottie = hot girl speeled so Brazillians can pronounce it correctly. Common among Brazillian Jiu Jitsu practitioners and no holds barred fighting fans.
Not only can she fight but she's a rottie
by Tomas February 04, 2005
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ucr

a college designed with the sole intent of destroying all your ideals regarding college. It's not a magical land of mature people, it's a fantasy land where perpetual high school kids live independently from their parents for four years. It's inhabited with a mixed batch of pituitary cases and shallow cellphone brandishing moroons who have no interest in learning. The eclectic interest of the typical student at UCR lies in the following activities: never attending classes, failing nearly everything, drinking themselves retarded, gaining base knowledge on how to unreflectively acquire a decent paying job in order to attain some materialistic goal bred from a californian upbringing, and if they get lucky, turning impressionable freshman girls into emotional wrecks.
Speaking of vacuous, i go to UCR.
by tomas November 07, 2003
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the ataris

A band with some sweet old stuff, but theyre new album kinda sold them out and has way too many ballads
The Ataris are not punk.... so dont think because u listen to simple plan, godd charlotte, and the ataris that you are "punk" be urself you conformed bitch of corporate america.
by tomas April 02, 2003
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bimboo

a fucking dumb ass girl who is stupid as hell: had no common sense
by tomas January 23, 2004
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kozyndan

a cute couple that draws together
we are so kozyndan!
by tomas November 06, 2003
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triple bypass

Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.
Oh, that girl at the club, yeh I performed a triple bypass on her.
by Tomas October 05, 2005
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