tom's definitions

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom May 13, 2005

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

by tom May 5, 2005

back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.

"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005

by Tom May 4, 2005

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

bumster

In the same way that a 'trickster' likes playing tricks, a 'bumster' likes bum

"He's a bum-lovin bumster'

by Tom April 21, 2005

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005