tom's definitions

fatherlove

When Hilton does Nick up the ass.

Why Hilton bone me happy!

by Tom November 23, 2003

EAUTIFUL

Can mean virtually anything you want it to, it is open to personal interpretation and context wherever you use it.

example 1: Brian stop eautifuling alister (eautiful meaninf fuck)

by tom June 19, 2004

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.

The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.

by Tom November 20, 2003

Malloween

Orange and black marshmallows, made by the Fluffy Puff company. They'll scare your dad! And they come in a tidal wave of marshalades! What more could you want?

"They're orange, doot doo, they're black, deet dee, look for the ones with me on the bag, dressed as a vampire!" -Marshie

by Tom October 21, 2003

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 7, 2004

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003