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Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh you're from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by TOM May 13, 2005
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regedit

the command used to actavate a windows utilty that can modfy registery

leftovers from incomplete or faild uninstall of program removel spyware or virus can be removed with this tool

or can be used to dramatically improve windows perfomce

this tool should be used with caution
open command promt and now type regedit
by tom May 13, 2005
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Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.
John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!
by Tom October 4, 2004
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stupididly

The utmost in stupidity. Not very sound by nature.
I stupididly left my oven on when I left home last week.
by Tom June 19, 2006
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rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!
OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!
by Tom January 5, 2005
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shiznit

by Tom November 25, 2003
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evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.
Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.
by Tom May 2, 2004
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