tom's definitions

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Damn Yankees

Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the goodYankee who came South to visit and left.

That Damn Yankee, John Smith, came south and stayed.

by Tom January 18, 2004

The Tean Corner

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

by Tom March 9, 2004

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004

Hway

A sexy person who love port vale

Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy

by tom July 25, 2004

fanboys

A pneumonic device in AP style for remembering words that receive commas just before them when conjoining two independent clauses. (for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so)

This is an independent clause, but this is also an independent clause.

by Tom March 30, 2005

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003