toeknee's definitions

Bear Trap

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

by Toeknee August 29, 2016

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

cralk

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.

Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Mother Fuck

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

mudafuck

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005